Me: what would you like tonight?
Man: I'd like some turkey
Me: ok, which one.
Man: Surprise me.
really? Do people not understand that I cannot surprise people?
after after I got over the whole "deer in the headlights look"; I got him some turkey. Since he didn't care he got the cheap stuff. He did say to surprise him.
less than five minutes later another mad steps up to the counter.
Me: What can I get you?
Man: Yes, I'd like some turkey.
Me: Which turkey would you like?
Man: surprise me.
ok, now I'm looking for a hidden camera and I'm being set up right.
nope, no hidden camera, just two people that put way too much faith in my choice of lunch meat and my ability to surprise people.
